Thong underwear isn't made to cover things up . . . so I'm not exactly sure why this guy thought it'd be effective for THIS.
A 47-year-old guy in Battle Creek, Michigan decided to use a THONG to make himself a face mask on Monday night.
Well, a 57-year-old friend of his saw him and made fun of the mask.
So the guy HIT his friend in the head and kicked him in the ribs.
There's a warrant out for him now on assault charges. And unfortunately, there aren't any pictures of him in his thong mask.