Fitting that on National Burrito Day I learn of a blanket that looks just like a tortilla, so you can turn yourself into a human burrito.
Etsy seller Vesaints has the tortilla wrap, which the website says is for you if you “love Mexican food so much you want to reincarnate yourself as a giant burrito.” The 59” circular blanket is made from microfiber, and is made to order for $40.59.